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1. When life gives you lemons give them back and tell them you want coffee
2. How do i take my coffee? Seriously, very seriously
3. All i need is strong coffee, and a strong friday
4. Lets rule the world, but first. Let's have coffee
5. Of course size matters, nobody wants a small cup of coffee
6. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf
7. Water is the most essential element of life, without water you can't make coffee
8. Coffee, is a love story
9. Where would i be without coffee? (in bed)
10. I don't need an inspirational quote, i need coffee
11. Most of you don't have a clue how much coffee it takes to be me
12. Confession: Some days i like coffee more then people
13. Coffee a liquid hug for your brain
14. If i ever say 'no' to coffee call the cops, someone stole my identity
15. Good days start with coffee, but i drink it all day long just in case
16. My body is like a filter, coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out
17. Hocus pocus, i need coffee to focus
18. I love you more then coffee (but please don't let me prove it)
19. My plan for today? Drink coffee and be sexy
20. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me
21. Everyone should believe in something. I believe i'll have another coffee
22. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee
23. My research shows that drinking coffee is a neccessairy part of a well balanced me
24. Soup of the day is: coffee
25. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long i can go without drinking coffee
26. Coffee because it is cheaper then crack
27. Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee
28. Coffee because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm
29. Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing
30. I must get up, my coffee needs me
31. Its one of those days where even my coffee needs coffee
32. Life happens, coffee helps
33. I'm sorry for what i said before coffee
34. I don't need a pickup line, i just need you to pickup coffee for me
35. My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine
36. A day without coffee is like... Just kidding i have no idea
37. Docters found traces of blood in my coffee stream
38. Keep coffee and carry coffee
39. You cannot be a true coffee lover until you've tried to suck the spilled coffee of your shirt. Get on my level
40. May the coffee be with you
41. A bad day with coffee is better then a good day without it
42. May your coffee be strong, and your monday short
43. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup
44. A yawn is a silent scream of coffee
45. I have seen things, awful things, empty coffee things
46. Behind every succesful person is a substantial amount of coffee
47. A day without coffee probably won't kill me, but why risk it?
48. Coffee is good, but coffees are better
49. Dear coffee: you bring out the best in me
50. You're cute and all, but i am not sharing my coffee
51. Can someone text me a coffee?
52. Coffee is my must have accessory
53. Before 10 AM, the answer to any question is: 'coffee'
54. Bad day? Coffee
Good day? Coffee
Stressed? Coffee
Happy? Coffee
Inspired? Coffee
Coffee? Coffee
55. Sometimes i look forward to going to bed at night, because i know that when i wake up i get coffee
56. Depresso: Is the feeling i get when i am out of coffee
57. Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that i don't give eeffoc until i've had my coffee
58. You can't make everyone happy. You are not coffee
59. I stay hydrated by adding ice to my coffee
60. Coffee, or as i like to call it: morning wine
