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60 Funny coffee quotes and sayings - Caffe2go

Are you looking for the funniest coffee quotes? If so, then you've come to the right place. We have listed the 60 funniest coffee quotes and sayings for you.

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1. When life gives you lemons give them back and tell them you want coffee 

2. How do i take my coffee? Seriously, very seriously

3. All i need is strong coffee, and a strong friday

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4. Lets rule the world, but first. Let's have coffee

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5. Of course size matters, nobody wants a small cup of coffee

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6. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf

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7. Water is the most essential element of life, without water you can't make coffee

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8. Coffee, is a love story

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9. Where would i be without coffee? (in bed)

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10. I don't need an inspirational quote, i need coffee

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11. Most of you don't have a clue how much coffee it takes to be me

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12. Confession: Some days i like coffee more then people

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13. Coffee a liquid hug for your brain

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14. If i ever say 'no' to coffee call the cops, someone stole my identity

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15. Good days start with coffee, but i drink it all day long just in case

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16. My body is like a filter, coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out

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17. Hocus pocus, i need coffee to focus

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18. I love you more then coffee (but please don't let me prove it)

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19. My plan for today? Drink coffee and be sexy

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20. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me


21. Everyone should believe in something. I believe i'll have another coffee

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22. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee

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23. My research shows that drinking coffee is a neccessairy part of a well balanced me

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24. Soup of the day is: coffee

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25. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long i can go without drinking coffee

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26. Coffee because it is cheaper then crack

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27. Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee

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28. Coffee because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm

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29. Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing

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30. I must get up, my coffee needs me

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31. Its one of those days where even my coffee needs coffee

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32. Life happens, coffee helps


33. I'm sorry for what i said before coffee

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34. I don't need a pickup line, i just need you to pickup coffee for me

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35. My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine

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36. A day without coffee is like... Just kidding i have no idea

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37. Docters found traces of blood in my coffee stream

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38. Keep coffee and carry coffee

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39. You cannot be a true coffee lover until you've tried to suck the spilled coffee of your shirt. Get on my level


40. May the coffee be with you

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41. A bad day with coffee is better then a good day without it

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42. May your coffee be strong, and your monday short

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43. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup

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44. A yawn is a silent scream of coffee

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45. I have seen things, awful things, empty coffee things

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46. Behind every succesful person is a substantial amount of coffee

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47. A day without coffee probably won't kill me, but why risk it?

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48. Coffee is good, but coffees are better

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49. Dear coffee: you bring out the best in me

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50. You're cute and all, but i am not sharing my coffee

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51. Can someone text me a coffee?

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52. Coffee is my must have accessory

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53. Before 10 AM, the answer to any question is: 'coffee' 

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54. Bad day? Coffee
Good day? Coffee
Stressed? Coffee
Happy? Coffee
Inspired? Coffee
Coffee? Coffee


55. Sometimes i look forward to going to bed at night, because i know that when i wake up i get coffee

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56. Depresso: Is the feeling i get when i am out of coffee

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57. Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that i don't give eeffoc until i've had my coffee

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58. You can't make everyone happy. You are not coffee

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59. I stay hydrated by adding ice to my coffee

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60. Coffee, or as i like to call it: morning wine

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Which quote did you like best? Let me know by leaving a comment.

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