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1. When life gives you lemons give them back and tell them you want coffee

2. How do i take my coffee? Seriously, very seriously

3. All i need is strong coffee, and a strong friday

4. Lets rule the world, but first. Let's have coffee

5. Of course size matters, nobody wants a small cup of coffee

6. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf

7. Water is the most essential element of life, without water you can't make coffee

8. Coffee, is a love story

9. Where would i be without coffee? (in bed)

10. I don't need an inspirational quote, i need coffee

11. Most of you don't have a clue how much coffee it takes to be me

12. Confession: Some days i like coffee more then people

13. Coffee a liquid hug for your brain

14. If i ever say 'no' to coffee call the cops, someone stole my identity

15. Good days start with coffee, but i drink it all day long just in case

16. My body is like a filter, coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out

17. Hocus pocus, i need coffee to focus

18. I love you more then coffee (but please don't let me prove it)

19. My plan for today? Drink coffee and be sexy

20. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me

21. Everyone should believe in something. I believe i'll have another coffee

22. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee

23. My research shows that drinking coffee is a neccessairy part of a well balanced me

24. Soup of the day is: coffee

25. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long i can go without drinking coffee

26. Coffee because it is cheaper then crack

27. Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee

28. Coffee because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm

29. Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing

30. I must get up, my coffee needs me

31. Its one of those days where even my coffee needs coffee

32. Life happens, coffee helps

33. I'm sorry for what i said before coffee

34. I don't need a pickup line, i just need you to pickup coffee for me

35. My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine

36. A day without coffee is like... Just kidding i have no idea

37. Docters found traces of blood in my coffee stream

38. Keep coffee and carry coffee

39. You cannot be a true coffee lover until you've tried to suck the spilled coffee of your shirt. Get on my level

40. May the coffee be with you

41. A bad day with coffee is better then a good day without it

42. May your coffee be strong, and your monday short

43. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup

44. A yawn is a silent scream of coffee

45. I have seen things, awful things, empty coffee things

46. Behind every succesful person is a substantial amount of coffee

47. A day without coffee probably won't kill me, but why risk it?

48. Coffee is good, but coffees are better

49. Dear coffee: you bring out the best in me

50. You're cute and all, but i am not sharing my coffee

51. Can someone text me a coffee?

52. Coffee is my must have accessory

53. Before 10 AM, the answer to any question is: 'coffee'

54. Bad day? Coffee
Good day? Coffee
Stressed? Coffee
Happy? Coffee
Inspired? Coffee
Coffee? Coffee

55. Sometimes i look forward to going to bed at night, because i know that when i wake up i get coffee

56. Depresso: Is the feeling i get when i am out of coffee

57. Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that i don't give eeffoc until i've had my coffee

58. You can't make everyone happy. You are not coffee

59. I stay hydrated by adding ice to my coffee

60. Coffee, or as i like to call it: morning wine
